Tuesday, July 31, 2018

From the journal of Charlie Fast Fingers Pearson, June 20


June 20, 2017

     We've been having surprise fucking visitors from the sea. I'm guessing the cruise ship crashed somewhere close to our island and the undead passengers have been falling into the ocean. I was wondering if zombies need to breath and now we have the answer. No fucking way. They walk along the bottom of the ocean and right up onto our beach. We finally had a meeting on the third day in a row that some undead freak surprised us and we've put up a fence of spears along the beach. It was a lot of work for us to cut out the larger branches of the trees and sharpen them. Then getting them to stick in the beach, with rocks, at the right angle so any undead stumbling out of the waves gets speared and held in place.
     We've been collecting the undead every day since. So far, over 30 of them have walked onto our beach and we've been working on making a fence all the way around our village. Until we do, everyone has been taking turns on watch duty. At night, we have two people patrolling the unprotected sides of the village. Any undead that we catch are put down and then we burn them in the cemetery. The pile of ashes is getting pretty large at this point and we're going to have to either bury them or spread them around the cemetery ground.

     There's not much to do around here, so the zombies coming out of the ocean are providing at least , a little entertainment. I've gotten in the habit of looking at all of them and wondering what their life was like before all this shit happened. One of the first female zombies to get stuck in our spear fence was dressed in a wedding dress, torn, bloody and soaking wet. Was she getting ready on the ship when the shit hit the fan? Was the wedding already over? Was it at the reception that everything went to hell? I spent way too much time thinking about it.
     And then the next one came out of the ocean. It was a guy, dressed in a bathing suit, with a hollow abdomen. The spear had slipped right between a couple of his ribs and his spine was shining in the sunlight. He had been young when he got on the ship, in his early to mid 20's. Was he having a good day, drinking and having a good time? Was he in the pool or sunbathing when he was attacked? The zombie after that was a woman in a bathing suit and I wondered if the two of them were a couple or if they even knew each other at all? I made up a story for them in my head. They were young professionals, hip and rich. The cruise was their first vacation in a few years and they were determined to enjoy every minute of it, eating, drinking and gambling. They went to the pool that last day with only thoughts of relaxing in the sun and having a good time. Little did they know.
     I find myself making up fantasies about the zombies and have matched some of them up in my mind, like the bathing suit couple. We had one guy show up in a casual suit and I made him the groom in my mind since he was the only guy that showed up in more than shorts and a tee shirt. One day, two old people walked up the road from the garden, so close together, they were almost holding hands. We took them out and while I was helping drag their now lifeless bodies to the cemetery, I made up a fantasy about them being a married couple of 50 years. I made up an entire family for them and a back story.
     I talked about how I thought I was going crazy by making shit up about the undead with Mick, Frank and Dave, and found out that I'm not the only one. It started a whole fucking discussion and by the time dinner was over, almost everyone had contributed a thought, story or fantasy about one of the washed up undead. It was funny and gross and we all laughed and talked until late in the night. It was good to know I'm not the only one losing his mind and day dreaming about the zombies. But really, what else is there to do on this island? Not much.




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